Oh No

☆Alina☆Cancer sun/Scorpio moon/Sag rising:)

• August 21

  leolaroot:

  leolaroot:

  jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

  

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  unclefather:

  Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

  (via zackisontumblr)

• August 21

  forbiddnsky:

  *violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER

• August 20

  podcastwizard:

  

  

  

  

  the hot new trend is “guard posting”

• August 20

  evilmario666:

  The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

  (via zackisontumblr)

• July 27

  patheticallyimpish:

  

• July 13

  creepymutelilbugger:

  ivydoesstuff:

  

  When you see this blatant anti-orca propaganda, be sure you consider the source!!!!!!!

• July 13

  museum-of-artifacts:

  

  3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. It is one of the many Rock carvings in Tanum, Sweden and was painted red so its easier for tourists to see.

  Click for more artifacts

• July 13

  batmanisagatewaydrug:

  every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

• July 13

  maple196donut: